I know the human being and the fish can coexist peacefully

Wouldn't it be wonderful to hear Clinton humor again instead of Giulliani's torture jokes, jokes about the vice president shooting someone in the face, or accounts of how dumb the president is? I thought I had heard all the old Clinton stuff and then I saw this.

Clinton and the Pope died on the same day, and due to an administrative foul up, Clinton was sent to heaven and the Pope goes to hell. The Pope explained the situation to the devil, he checked out all of the paperwork, and the error was acknowledged. The Pope was told, however, that it would take about 24 hours to fix the problem and correct the error. The next day, the Pope was called in and the devil said his good-bye as the Pope went off to heaven. On his way up, he met Clinton who was on his way down, and they stopped to chat. Pope: Sorry about the mix up. Clinton: No problem. Pope: Well, I'm really excited about going to heaven. Clinton: Why's that? Pope: All my life I've wanted to meet the Virgin Mary. President Clinton: You're a day late.

Ahhhh.  I feel better already.