I know the human being and the fish can coexist peacefully

 
A 101-year-old British woman has posed topless for a charity calendar to promote a children's football team.
Nora Hardwick, who will be 102 next week, decided to pose behind the bar of her local pub in Ancaster, Lincolnshire dressed only in a pink scarf.  Come on Nora, take off the scarf, it's for charity.

Perhaps we could do a nude mindsay calendar for charity?  You go first.