I know the human being and the fish can coexist peacefully

What's all this crap about Jennifer Lopez being the role model for fat women? JLo is a size 6 for god's sake! She says that in Hollywood she has always been a big girl. Big to whom...six-year olds?

And if that isn't depressing enough, a UCLA researchers report in the journal of the American Psychological Association last year found that you probably will not lose weight if you diet. In fact, they say you are better off if you don't diet because most people gain back more weight than they lose. Like we didn't already know this without hearing it from a bunch of skinny California psychologists.

If dieting doesn't work, what does? "Eating in moderation is a good idea for everybody, and so is regular exercise," the study said.

Do you really need a degree in psychology to figure that one out? Here's my scientific approach to weight: Inside of me is a thin person struggling to get out...but she usually can be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.