I know the human being and the fish can coexist peacefully

A rich man came to Jesus one day and asked what he should do to get into heaven. Jesus did not say he should invest, spend, and let the benefits trickle down; he said sell what you have, give the money to the poor, and follow me.

Few plainer words have been spoken. And yet, for some reason, the Christian Coalition of America—founded in 1989 in order to “preserve, protect and defend the Judeo-Christian values that made this the greatest country in history”—proclaimed after Bush was "elected" that its top legislative priority would be “making permanent President Bush's federal tax cuts.” Oh, and they praised the bankruptcy reform act.

They must be following the other Jesus.