I know the human being and the fish can coexist peacefully

The Fed has slashed the prime rate and the administration is considering so-called bonus depreciation to allow companies to deduct 50 percent of business investments made this year.  

Oh, and you may get a $500 tax rebate.  Don't spend it all in one place.  I want to spend my windfall wisely, so I've already investigated my options for items under $500.

• A pair of topaz earrings 
• a couple of Ultrasounds 
• an iPhone and one-month service
• a couple bottles of Dom Perignon
• a Chihuahua puppy, or
• Fifty 12-packs of Trojan Magnum Twister Condoms. 

Well, you get the picture.  Aren't you glad you're not rich?  You'd only get tax breaks.