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Voting Republican has a proven safety profile—in clinical studies of 2500 GOP voters, 0.1% did not have side effects.

Voting for the GOP, however, is not for everyone; some serious side effects can occur. Women who are pregnant, or may become pregnant should not vote Republican. Voting Republican may harm your unborn baby. Side effects include war, recession, economic depression, unemployment, foreclosures, torture, wiretapping, loss of civil liberties, elevated gas prices, corporate welfare,  budget deficits, and cuts in domestic spending. Do not vote for the GOP if you desire life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness as your vote may cause a serious, sometimes lethal, reaction.